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kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kentuckydarby

goldblxxded:

poyzn:

This is either a cruel joke or horrifying.

ok but did they watch the tapes

poyzn

margygur:

margygur:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K

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imageTHAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE 

margygur

phoenixwrong:

caramelbunnies:

smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

you mean

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bless kim possible

and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”

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cochisemason

egyptiandada:

Shit had me shook

dorites

I need a hug

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

whalegod

camalilium:

Note to self, never watch Mean Girls and Lotr in the same day.

camalilium
12-gauge-rage

f-r-o-things:

homosexualhoodieboy:

littletinydoom:

spikeghost:

rifa:

it got better

always

MY FAVORITE PICTURE

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IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT MOCKS THE RUSSIAN ANTI-GAY LAWS, YOU SEE.